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Ruud Van Driver · 18 July 2015, 06:35 PM

The solicitor says to the wealthy art collector/business tycoon: “I
have some good news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news
first?"

The solicitor says: “Well your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures this
week that she thinks are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!
You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The solicitor replies:

“The pictures are of you with your secretary and you're both naked.”

18 July 2015, 06:35 PM	#1
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