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padi56 · 25 July 2005, 09:39 PM

The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but sh#ts instead.

The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

Own up all you Sadistic farters.

25 July 2005, 09:39 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Farting People. The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person One who tries hard to fart, but sh#ts instead. The Scientific Person One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed. Own up all you Sadistic farters. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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