1 or 2 liner stupid joke thread

[goin camping]

This thread is for 1 or 2 line stupid jokes and everyone is welcome to post.

I'll start.

Guy walks into a bar and says. "ouch!" (If you are thinking alcohol bar. Try again.)

Grasshopper sits down at a bar. Bar tender says. "We have a drink named after you."

Grasshopper says. "You got a drink named Bob?"

Someone stole all the toilet seats at the Police station. When asked by reporters. Detectives said they have nothing to go on.

Your turn.