Misplaced watches...

[Kevan]

I am getting on a little and the brain is not as quick.

I worked for 30 years in the police, the majority of time in criminal investigation roles. In my early service I attended numerous burglaries and when ever someone had a safe, the offender either stole it, or made one almighty mess trying to get it out or open!

Thus when I go away I remove objects from my home, hide them and leave the safe open.

I always hide them in places that I think that I can remember. I should learn. Last year I misplaced my Blue Black - I found it three months later in the dry pasta...
together with my Montblanc!

Today I have spent 2 hours searching for my Tudor Blackshield... I even looked in the safe! Somewhat relieved, the watch was located in a footstool! I now recall putting it there.

The search continues however, as this week, I have misplaced a Porsche key and one of my BMW keys. I would love to blame my wife, however i have so much previous, I just receive the cold look and a shake of her head.

Now where is my wallet?

Any others out there?