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Sperry · 24 January 2016, 12:56 AM

"Harlen, I want you to buy me a divorce," the big Texan boomed to his attorney. "That wife of mine ain't behavin' right.
She's MY woman and she's supposed to do what I say."

"Well, R.J., a wife isn't exactly property, you know," the lawyer said. "You don't own her the way you own an oil well."

"Maybe not," R.J. conceded, "but I damn well oughta have exclusive drilling rights."

24 January 2016, 12:56 AM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Buy me a divorce "Harlen, I want you to buy me a divorce," the big Texan boomed to his attorney. "That wife of mine ain't behavin' right. She's MY woman and she's supposed to do what I say." "Well, R.J., a wife isn't exactly property, you know," the lawyer said. "You don't own her the way you own an oil well." "Maybe not," R.J. conceded, "but I damn well oughta have exclusive drilling rights."

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