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Old 5 March 2016, 07:38 AM   #1
JohnBaker3
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The Undying Love of A Woman

THE AWESOME POWER OF A WIFE'S Love
>
> A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
> smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the
> stairs.
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> He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning
> against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even
> greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with
> both hands.
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> With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
> kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
> already in heaven.
>
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> There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
> hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
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> Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
> wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
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> Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The
> aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of
> the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
>
>
> "Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral."

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