$1.98 Boob Job

[skydriver]

Not sure if you have heard this, but here it goes.

A guys wife says she wants a boob job to make her boobs bigger and he asks her " how much will it cost?"

She says "$8000.00"

He says "that is too much money just so you can have bigger boobs"

She says "well I want them and you are going to pay for it"

He hands her a box of tissue and says " just rub these tissues between your boobs and see if they get bigger"

She says "how will rubbing tissue paper between my boobs make them bigger?"

He says "it worked on your ass!"