Fueling while smoking

[imcarnuts]

You will not believe what just happened. I went to the gas station to get a bottle of water and pay for my gas, and when I walked up I noticed these two cops looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and was like - hmm... what an idiot. With the police right there too! I went in and got my water an went to pay. As I was coming out, I heard someone screaming. I looked over and that woman's arm was on fire! She was tossing and waving her arm around going crazy! I walked quickly to see the police had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. I walked up to them. The police put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car. I was thinking what in the world. Being the nosy citizen that I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for. I figured that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough. He looked me dead in my eye and said, "waving a firearm".