Rolex Questions

[Jimbits76]

If I wear my Rolex with my nice "boiled grey" Y Front pants and nothing else, does it make me more attractive to weasels?

If I wear my Rolex in public, do I need to wipe my butt properly or will people overlook it?

If I give my Rolex to a squirrel, will it let me hold it's nuts?

If I beat a goose and swan with a Nato strap, which will break my arm first?

If a shark wears an Omega and a Crocodile wears a Rolex, which would win in a fight.

Why is a Red Sub called a Red Sub? It looks a kind of steely grey colour to me!

Omega have a Moonwatch but I wear my Sub when the moon is out and when I moon old ladies from a car window. Not so great now are you Omega fans?

If I took a movement out of a Rolex taped it to a white china dinner plate and drew on some hands with a magic marker, could I call it a Panerai limited Edition?

If I had sex whilst not wearing my Rolex, can I get pregnant?

If I had sex whilst wearing my Rolex am I still a virgin.

Do Monkeys wear Rolex?

If an angry badger had to choose a Rolex sports model, which would it pick?

J