lost wifes in Home Depot

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
> when they collide.
>
> The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
> wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'
>
> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
>
> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
> look like?'
>
> ; The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair,
> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
> halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
>
> The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'