Teens And Modified Cars.

[padi56]

Tired of hearing deafening, mobile Sub-woofers driving past, packed full of youngsters in hoods?

Sick of choking behind some 'Modified Motor' with exhausts like the Titanic's funnels, but which hasn't seen a service in the past three years?

Angry because stupid plebs are smugly croozin past in hunks of junk garnished with the jewels of stupidity, when you know full well they haven't got a bloody clue how to tastefully and effectively modify a vehicle to actually improve it?

Well help is at hand, because the Authorities have seen the light of day, and are discussing the outlawing of such Vehicles.

Ivor Calley, the Irish junior minister for transport has been planning moves to ban tinted windows, loud exhausts and other illegal modifications, and CRUSHING any offending vehicles and their owners, although he didn't actually say whether the owners and their immediate friends would still be inside at the time, that was my bright idea.

Max Power magazine is apparently suffering from falling circulation too, at it's 18-25 year old Male fan-base grows older, loses interest, and is slowly being strangled by high insurance premiums, and fast disappearing licences.

Way bleeding Hay!

Lets look at the REAL culprits however, the buggers who design and manufacture this atrocious sh!te, and the Retailers like Ripspeed who foist it on the gullible little buggers who also Smoke, Drink, Do drugs, and indulge up to the limit of their credit in every worthless vice going, yet fail to invest in the basic infrastructure of life. Such as a healthy diet and a place to live, preferring instead to inhabit their parents home like the remorseless parasitic bleeders they really are.

Mr Rip himself appears to be doing very well on his immoral earnings, whilst driving a newish Porsche 911 with the personalised plate R1PPY adorning the very unmodified bodywork, leaving you in no doubt about his own aspirations in life.

The fact is, no nice person drives a visibly modified car. Instead of INvisibly souping up something to go faster or handle and stop better, they stupidly announce to the world that they have just invalidated any shreds of insurance they ever had, along with even lower levels of road-holding, safety and legality and drive like
bloody lunatics with little or no bloody road sense.

I rest my case.