Lie Detector Robot

[rolex75216]

A controlling Father bought a lie detector robot that slaps people across the face if they are not truthful. He decided to give it a test at dinner one evening with his Son.

Father - "Where were you today during school hours?"

Son - "I was at school studying hard for my exams."

The robot slaps the Son across the face. The Son then replies, "Okay Dad, the truth is I went to the movies. Is that so bad? Didn't you do that when you were in school?"

Father - "What movie did you see?"

Son - "Harry Potter"

The robot slaps the Son across the face again. The Son then replies, "Okay Dad, I was really watching Porn."

The Father replies, "How dare you. I raised you better than that. When I was your age, I had no idea what Porn was!"

The robot turns around and slaps his Father across the face while his mother storms out of the room!