Toilet Next Door

[rolex75216]

A handsome young man was in a public toilet and had just sat down to relieve himself after a tasteful lunch with some long time friends.

After a few moments go by, a voice in the next stall said, "Hi! How are you doing?" Embarrassed the young man replied in a soft voice, "Ah...I'm guess I'm doing good."

The voice in the next stall then asked, "So, what are you up to today?"

The young man said, "Oh, just the same as you, sitting here waiting to relieve myself so I can get on with my day."

The voice in the next stall said, "Would you mind if I come over and join you for a while?"

Starting to get annoyed and actually a little scared at this point, the polite young man said, "I am rather busy right now. Thanks but no thanks."

The voice from the stall next door said, "Listen, I'm gonna have to call you back later, there's some idiot next door answering all of my questions!"