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Old 16 November 2017, 01:06 AM   #1
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Elderly Man Problems

Brothel Trip


An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"


Senility


An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I've forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down..."
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