My cat is relentless

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She's been hooked on Friskies for a week now. Like really, I think she might have a problem. I sat down to watch a movie with my GF and noticed the cat sitting in the corner of the room waiting at the start of the movie. That 100% of the time means she wants food. She has pile of good dry cat food not but 6" from her in the pic so I didn't think nothing of it. 2.5 hrs later she's still sitting there waiting! I immediately opened a can of salmon dinner and she all but jumped in! What do they put in this stuff?? Never knew cats had this kind of attention span. It was almost like she was thinking I've got 10 years left to live and I going to spend all of it sitting here waiting for that damn can of salmon friskies you b@stard! My other cat was all but kicking in the door from outside the room to get in! What's happening??