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nick c · 27 April 2018, 09:48 AM

Joke by Doctor

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. A year and a half
ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him
Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

27 April 2018, 09:48 AM	#1
nick c Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 26,846	Joke By Doctor Joke by Doctor An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. A year and a half ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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