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Old 3 July 2018, 11:37 PM   #1
RustyGnutts
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One Night Stand

One Night Stand...

A young fellow goes to a popular nightclub one busy evening,
he catches the eye of a very attractive young lady...

They have a few drinks and dance and get acquainted...

After a while the guy gets a little frisky and she responds
with an offer for them to go to her nearby apartment for the night.

Well, D'oh... after about 1/3 of a second he agrees!!

They go and have a really spectacular evening and drift off to sleep.

About dawn the guy wakes up and realizes where he is and hears the
gal making noises in the kitchen, maybe making breakfast...

He notices a photo of a man on her bedside table...
she comes in and greets him and he asks, "Who is the photo, your husband?"

She says, "No, silly, I'm not married."
Then he asks, "well, uh, your brother?"
She again says "No, I only have one sister,
that's a picture of me, before the surgery."

/\/\/\
if you want more... Google: Angela Ponce - Spain Miss Universe
and view the "images"... take a close look at her fingers...
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