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Old 7 August 2018, 07:44 AM   #1
Seibei
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Rolex questions

Some questions a Rolex owner may get and some suggested answers.


1. How much did it cost?

I have no idea.

Ask my butler, he took care of acquiring it.


2. Is it real?

I don't know, it works fine.

Yes, it is a real watch.


3. Is that a Rolex?

Carefully examine your watch and then declare, yes, I guess it is a Rolex.

No, it is Steinhart. Then carefully examine the watch and exclaim that you must have go the wrong watch, you thought you had bought a Steinhart.


4. Can I clean your watch?

No, I just put it the dishwasher.


5. Can I buy your watch?

No, I prefer trades. What does your wife look like?
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