Church, Sunday Lesson.

[Speedbird-1]

Last Sunday, on my way to the Pub, I bump into my mate John.
I take one look at him and notice he's got a huge black eye!
Crumbs, John, I say, how did you get that?

Well, he says, I was in Church just now, and, after kneeling for prayer,
I stand up, and I notice that the lady in the Pew, right in front of me, is wearing
a very slinky dress, and when she stood up, quite a bit of the dress has become lodged between the cheeks of her bottom.
So, being the Gent that I am, I lean forward and pull, the dress out.
Whallop! She turns around and smacks me right in the eye!
Well, says I, you shouldn't touch her bum, leave her bum alone.

Anyway, this Sunday morning, I bump into John again, and notice he's now got TWO black eyes!
Crikey! John, I say, you've got another black eye, what've you done, this time boy?

Well, he says, I was in Church this morning, and the lady in the slinky dress, stands up again, and she's got her dress tucked in between the cheeks of her bottom again!
I never touched it, this time.
But the bloke standing next to me, leans forward, and pulls it out.
Well, I know she don't like that, so I lean forward, and push it back in.
And, Whallop!..........




Here endeth, the Lesson.