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Old 2 February 2009, 06:10 AM   #1
TheVTCGuy
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Good Reason To Start Drinking and Smoking...

Before I say anything, I want to emphasize this thread is NOT in ANYWAY meant to degrade those TRFers that have posted their commitments to end extremely unhealthy habbits like drinking and smoking, with all my heart, I commend you guys and wish you nothing but success in these difficult endeavors. I think buying a Rolex is a fantastic way of rewarding yourselves, and you definitely deserve it!

I just got to thinking though... I'm a non-drinker and smoker, why can't I get in on quitting these habbits so I can buy a new Rolex!

So, let's see... if I start smoking... oh, two packs a day... that's $5.00 each isn't it? So that's..... no.. don't help me... that's $300 a month or... $3,600 a year! And... heck, I'll start drinking ... mine as well start drinking heavy so I'll buy... $400 a month on alcohol... so that's... $4,800 a year right!?
OK, so now I quit.... HEY, Look at all the money I just saved! So.. right now! I've already saved enough for that GMT I wanted! You know what!?!?!? This could be my big chance! I'll start drinking and smoking twice as much and then I can afford that TT Daytona!!

See you guys, I'm off to the AD....


P.S. Hmmmm.... that seemed too easy... where is my $16,800 I should have by just quitting?
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