Subject: FW: No Sex Since 1955

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> > A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> >hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
> >extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
> >the Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >
> > 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
> >Is something bothering you?'
> >
&g t; > 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
> >
> > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It
> >looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
> >
> > 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
> >
> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> >'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
> >
> > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
> >the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
> >way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
> >
> > ' 1955, ma'am m.'
> >
> > 'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> >everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!' She took his hand
> >and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several
> >times.
> >
> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> >said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'
> >
> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice,
> > 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'