Dear Rolex,

[RichM]

Hang in there Rick, they’re like buses, you miss one, there’s always another one coming.

[jinikari01]

Originally Posted by Chiboy

Dear Rick,

If you really loved me like you said you did, you wouldn’t put a price tag on our relationship. And you wouldn’t pressure me to commit before I’m ready. You’re just like everyone else who walks in the door — says all the right things, but doesn’t really mean them.

— Rolex

[Bizcut1]

Open the window and listen...the breeze whispers...."Grand Seiko...."

[Burlington]

You’re nobody’s second choice !

[ap1]

The problem is she’s the hot blonde everybody wants

[77T]

Originally Posted by Chiboy

Dear Rick,



If you really loved me like you said you did, you wouldn’t put a price tag on our relationship. And you wouldn’t pressure me to commit before I’m ready. You’re just like everyone else who walks in the door — says all the right things, but doesn’t really mean them.



— Rolex

Well done but you took the high road...

Rolex is actually propositioning all of us - they do put a price on the relationship.

Maybe an alternative message would read like...

Dear Rick
Whatever... these dates were lame.
You knew when you picked me up with that sly grin on your face that I wasn’t into monogamy.

Listen John...I mean Rick, you knew who I was and I’m not cheap. My pimp...I mean my AD, basically pwn’s me and I can’t tell you how many others had a try-on before you came along.

Get over yourself and if you can’t afford me, set me free.




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