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Old 15 March 2020, 02:22 AM   #1
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Answer to why there’s a TP shortage!

Finally figured out why there’s a toilet paper shortage:

Apparently every time one person sneezes twelve people $hit their pants.
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Old 15 March 2020, 12:08 PM   #2
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Old 17 March 2020, 03:45 AM   #3
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Hahahahaha

I used to cough to hide my fart, now I fart to hide my cough.
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Old 10 April 2020, 06:25 PM   #4
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Hahahahaha

I used to cough to hide my fart, now I fart to hide my cough.
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Old 14 April 2020, 10:39 PM   #6
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Old 16 April 2020, 03:07 AM   #7
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Another good one. Very funny.
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