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redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 05:25 AM

Seems she loves this plant and when she kisses it goodnight I hear ole' FairyTale76 giggle.

Just noticed this plant yesterday and I thought the dumb thing was dead. Guess when I named it DeadWood76, I was a little off base.

JF23 · 27 March 2009, 05:30 AM

Interesting growth pattern...

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 05:36 AM

That wife of yours is a lucky woman.

Since you fired the poolboy, she's had to go without seeeing such a spritely, vibrant sprig of growth.

Not anymore!

J

ratae1950 · 27 March 2009, 05:44 AM

To maintain that level of rigidity at such a length is very impressive. No wonder your wife loves the thing. It's good looking too!

ratae1950 · 27 March 2009, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ratae1950

To maintain that level of rigidity at such a length is very impressive. No wonder your wife loves the thing. It's good looking too!

If it stays like that for more than 4 hours you need to call your botanist.

JF23 · 27 March 2009, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratae1950

If it stays like that for more than 4 hours you need to call your botanist.

X2

Floral priapism is extremely dangerous and should be treated swiflty...

jdc · 27 March 2009, 05:52 AM

given time the most surprising things can sprout from a barren bush, or so jim"worshipper of the biggins"1976 tells me (a lot of time in his case)

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 06:00 AM

Can it see the PC screen? Maybe it saw 76er in his yellow dress

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 06:08 AM

Hmmmmmmm

Ole Mrs Redshirt is gonna have to prune one of you.

If you have one of them bloo diamonds, there aint gonna be enough room in that house for the two of you, fencing with your erect stamens!!!!!!!!!!

I don't fancing your chances old SnippedTip1957!

J

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Can it see the PC screen? Maybe it saw 76er in his yellow dress

Yellow Dress??????

That shade is a special shade...it's called Natural Viagra!

It was either that or the next colour along....Golden Shower!

J

away36 · 27 March 2009, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratae1950

If it stays like that for more than 4 hours you need to call your botanist.

Now THAT was hilarious!

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 06:41 AM

I just realized that both types of miracle grow are blue.

Mosco · 27 March 2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratae1950

If it stays like that for more than 4 hours you need to call your botanist.

jdc · 27 March 2009, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I just realized that both types of miracle grow are blue.

Looks like it might be Jim"miraclegrow's"1976 second coming!!!

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Looks like it might be Jim"miraclegrow's"1976 second coming!!!

You know it did have a faint smell of ole' SuppositoryThumb76.

jdc · 27 March 2009, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

You know it did have a faint smell of ole' SuppositoryThumb76.

yikes............was it scratch and sniff?!!!

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 07:31 AM

Don't scratch too hard and don't get too close for a sniff!

If it is from the genus Seventus Sixus you need to be careful.

If you get it's sap on your clothing, it will never wash out!!!!!!

J

jdc · 27 March 2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Don't scratch too hard and don't get too close for a sniff!

If it is from the genus Seventus Sixus you need to be careful.

If you get it's sap on your clothing, it will never wash out!!!!!!

J

is that the Lewinsky strain?

AIKO · 27 March 2009, 07:55 AM

Your wife owns the CHARLIE Brown Christmas tree.

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

is that the Lewinsky strain?

It's very similar.

Sap or pollen...once it's on there, even the world's most famous scrubber won't get it off!

J

Lion · 27 March 2009, 08:59 AM

Well at least you haven't been kicked out of the house yet!!!

Trurolexer · 27 March 2009, 11:21 AM

Is that plant?

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Trurolexer

Is that plant?

No dummy.

It's either a dead bush with a green thing sticking out of it or ex-wive number two. She was a Vegan and did not like meat so I am not sure.

East Bay Rider · 27 March 2009, 11:51 AM

Hardwood. Brings back memories huh?

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by East Bay Rider

Hardwood. Brings back memories huh?

Perfect.

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

No dummy.

It's either a dead bush with a green thing sticking out of it or ex-wive number two. She was a Vegan and did not like meat so I am not sure.

How could anyone not love TR

Andad · 27 March 2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

That wife of yours is a lucky woman.

Since you fired the poolboy, she's had to go without seeeing such a spritely, vibrant sprig of growth.

Not anymore!

J

You crack me up Jimbo.

bodybump · 27 March 2009, 02:10 PM

Hahahahah always remember Joe..."There is life after death"

27 March 2009, 05:25 AM	#1
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Wife has another love. Seems she loves this plant and when she kisses it goodnight I hear ole' FairyTale76 giggle. Just noticed this plant yesterday and I thought the dumb thing was dead. Guess when I named it DeadWood76, I was a little off base.

27 March 2009, 05:44 AM	#4
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	To maintain that level of rigidity at such a length is very impressive. No wonder your wife loves the thing. It's good looking too! __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

27 March 2009, 06:00 AM	#8
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27 March 2009, 08:59 AM	#21
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27 March 2009, 11:51 AM	#24
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,073	Hardwood. Brings back memories huh? __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

27 March 2009, 05:30 AM	#2
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27 March 2009, 05:36 AM	#3
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	That wife of yours is a lucky woman. Since you fired the poolboy, she's had to go without seeeing such a spritely, vibrant sprig of growth. Not anymore! J

27 March 2009, 05:52 AM	#7
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	given time the most surprising things can sprout from a barren bush, or so jim"worshipper of the biggins"1976 tells me (a lot of time in his case)

27 March 2009, 06:08 AM	#9
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Hmmmmmmm Ole Mrs Redshirt is gonna have to prune one of you. If you have one of them bloo diamonds, there aint gonna be enough room in that house for the two of you, fencing with your erect stamens!!!!!!!!!! I don't fancing your chances old SnippedTip1957! J

27 March 2009, 06:41 AM	#12
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	I just realized that both types of miracle grow are blue.

27 March 2009, 07:31 AM	#17
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Don't scratch too hard and don't get too close for a sniff! If it is from the genus Seventus Sixus you need to be careful. If you get it's sap on your clothing, it will never wash out!!!!!! J

27 March 2009, 07:55 AM	#19
AIKO "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,937	Your wife owns the CHARLIE Brown Christmas tree.

27 March 2009, 11:21 AM	#22
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Is that plant?

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