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14 May 2008, 09:08 AM
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Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?’
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14 May 2008, 09:57 AM
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You too, huh?
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14 May 2008, 10:11 AM
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14 May 2008, 04:21 PM
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14 May 2008, 04:25 PM
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Too funny!
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14 May 2008, 05:19 PM
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good joke lol
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14 May 2008, 09:59 PM
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My wife is still crying. Have not heard her laugh that much in a while.
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14 May 2008, 10:05 PM
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thats funny
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14 May 2008, 10:07 PM
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it's not just about telling the time... happy rolexing... I'm just a man with a passion |
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16 April 2009, 08:51 AM
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Boooo!
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16 April 2009, 10:41 AM
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16 April 2009, 10:50 AM
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Very good!!!
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16 April 2009, 02:05 PM
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16 April 2009, 10:03 PM
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