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17 April 2009, 08:14 AM
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Two aussies in a bar
A woman sitting in an Sydney Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at one another. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!! With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.' 
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17 April 2009, 08:57 AM
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17 April 2009, 09:45 AM
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Very good!!!
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17 April 2009, 11:33 AM
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17 April 2009, 11:40 AM
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17 April 2009, 11:43 AM
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17 April 2009, 03:42 PM
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17 April 2009, 04:36 PM
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18 April 2009, 03:04 AM
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18 April 2009, 08:29 AM
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Lick here!
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18 April 2009, 01:40 PM
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18 April 2009, 06:29 PM
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Only in Sydney.
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