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12 April 2009, 07:29 AM
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corny old jokes
whats the naffest short joke you know?here's one to start the ball rolling
whats brown and sticky? a stick!! 
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12 April 2009, 07:31 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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 What's swirly and messy? A kid sucking on an ice-cream cone!! 
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12 April 2009, 07:35 AM
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What's balder than an eagle?
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12 April 2009, 07:40 AM
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12 April 2009, 12:10 PM
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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12 April 2009, 12:25 PM
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12 April 2009, 05:20 PM
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Fondly Remembered
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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12 April 2009, 07:23 PM
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 thats my best one!!!
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13 April 2009, 12:26 PM
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because every Mexican who can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.
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 Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.
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13 April 2009, 12:47 PM
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A man walks into a doctors surgery with a parrot on his shoulder, doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" the parrot replies "this started as a boil on me bum"
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Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth 
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13 April 2009, 12:54 PM
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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck. No offense, Joe...
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13 April 2009, 03:00 PM
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14 April 2009, 08:14 AM
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What's dumb and has blond hair!
Not JJ!
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14 April 2009, 11:42 AM
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14 April 2009, 11:43 AM
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Q What is red and going up and down?
A A tomato in an elevator
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14 April 2009, 11:47 AM
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14 April 2009, 12:05 PM
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Redneck walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
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15 April 2009, 01:29 AM
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16 April 2009, 01:30 AM
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When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway. |
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16 April 2009, 03:54 AM
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Q:What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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17 April 2009, 01:14 AM
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 And like that one...THIS one: When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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17 April 2009, 01:34 AM
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18 April 2009, 01:29 PM
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19 April 2009, 04:19 AM
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did you hear about the dyslexic who went to the toga party dressed as a goat???
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19 April 2009, 08:01 AM
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Whats short and wrinkly and hangs out your pajamas's
. . . . Your grandma! Si
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19 April 2009, 08:02 AM
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Whats pink and hard
. . . . A pig in a bad mood! Si
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19 April 2009, 09:30 AM
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crumb-y. |
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