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Old 14 March 2021, 12:09 AM   #1
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Bob's Frisky Parrot

So Bob was at home getting ready for his big date, he's combing his hair in the bathroom, and he had his Viagra pill on the kitchen counter. Just then his parrot flies up on the counter and swallows the pill.

Bob see this and shouts, "Hey, that pill was expensive and I needed that!"

Frustrated, Bob takes the parrot and tells him, "Alright bird, you need to go cool off a bit." So he tosses the parrot in the freezer.

Twenty minutes later he goes back to the kitchen, opens the freezer, and sees the parrot is sweating and breathing heavy.

He asks, "How in the hell are you sweating in there?"

And the parrot replied, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?!"
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Old 14 March 2021, 03:44 AM   #2
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Old 19 March 2021, 07:18 AM   #3
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Old 20 March 2021, 01:35 AM   #6
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