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idk01 · 30 April 2009, 05:02 AM

These are genuine clips from British Council tenants, complaining to the
Council about problems with their homes...

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it...

2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take it anymore...

3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow...

4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me...

5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night...

6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence...

7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife...

8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand...?

9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall...

10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped
and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant...

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen...

12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
filthy...

13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers...

14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is
cleared...

15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour &
not fit to drink...

16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off...

17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous...

18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third
so please send someone round to do something about it...

19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put
his foot in the hole in his back passage...

20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off...

Bisquitlips · 30 April 2009, 07:35 AM

Lion · 30 April 2009, 12:18 PM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 30 April 2009, 05:25 PM

swatty · 30 April 2009, 07:38 PM

limbo · 30 April 2009, 07:44 PM

hflee55 · 1 May 2009, 10:15 AM

coddger · 1 May 2009, 12:57 PM

30 April 2009, 05:02 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Complaining to the Council These are genuine clips from British Council tenants, complaining to the Council about problems with their homes... 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it... 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore... 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow... 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me... 5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night... 6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence... 7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife... 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand...? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall... 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant... 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen... 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy... 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers... 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared... 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour & not fit to drink... 16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off... 17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous... 18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it... 19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage... 20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off... __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

30 April 2009, 07:35 AM	#2
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30 April 2009, 12:18 PM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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