Having a nightmare...........

[idk01]

A man goes into his son's room to wish him good night. His son is having a
nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK. The son
replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The
father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The
next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him good
night. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son.
The son this time says that he had dreamt that his granddaddy had died.
The father assures the son that the granddaddy is fine and sends him to
bed. The next day, the granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his
son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his daddy had died.
The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man
goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the man is scared for his life - he is sure he is going to
die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work, fearful of a
collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning.
He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at
every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his
wife."Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my
entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the
doorstep this morning.

[Mosco]

[JJ Irani]

[Bisquitlips]

[hflee55]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

[Watchdog]

GREAT JOKE!

[coddger]