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Old 14 July 2009, 02:26 AM   #1
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Oldie but a goodie!

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud,
you need a tie for this place."

Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to
be found. Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, okay then ... I guess
you can come in. But just don't start anything."
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:11 AM   #2
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:20 AM   #3
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:45 AM   #4
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Lol!!
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Old 14 July 2009, 01:02 PM   #5
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Very good ......

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Old 14 July 2009, 08:02 PM   #6
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Very good!!!
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Old 15 July 2009, 03:43 AM   #7
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Old 15 July 2009, 06:23 AM   #8
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Old 15 July 2009, 08:43 AM   #9
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