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8 November 2006, 02:48 AM
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Comments during Colonoscopies!!
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these
> (CLAIMED to be actual) comments by > predominantly male patients during the > exam were quite humorous ....... > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going > where no man has gone before!" > > 2 . "Can you hear me NOW?" > > 4. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet? > Are we there yet?" > > 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now > legally married." > > 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > > 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > > 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" > > 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > > 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, > weren't you?" > > 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." > > And the best one of all... > > 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying > that my head is not up there." Cheers - JJ 
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8 November 2006, 02:51 AM
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8 November 2006, 02:53 AM
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8 November 2006, 04:11 AM
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 I like the last one best !!!!!
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Freakin hilarious!!! Thanks JJ!
LOL where no man has one before LOL
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8 November 2006, 05:46 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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8 November 2006, 05:48 AM
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How about..
Patient "Dr you should have taken your ring off first!" Doctor "I'm not wearing a ring, must be my watch"
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8 November 2006, 06:04 AM
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I have a physical scheduled next month and I'm sure I'll be getting 'examined'.
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8 November 2006, 09:36 AM
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Another thing. Make sure the Doc does a scope on your throat before he uses the scope around back
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8 November 2006, 09:38 AM
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That's another reason I chose a female doctor
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If you have to make that choice,
YES
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