Women Drivers.

[padi56]

This morning on the A5, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Audi doing 70 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donuts out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs.

Splashed,and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and underpants, and disconnected an important bloody call.

Bleeding women drivers.

[astcell]

Rush Limbaugh noted on the air that a major cause of accidents is women farding in the car. Of course this is audio so everyone thought he said farting and there were some very angry women calling in!

"Farding" is a word derived from the French; it means any kind of 'face painting.' It's usually used to refer to a woman applying her makeup.

[JJ Irani]

[mike]

[padi56]