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padi56 · 25 November 2006, 01:49 AM

AEROPLANE BLOND
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra - i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fek all in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.

TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.

JJ Irani · 25 November 2006, 04:06 AM

mailman · 25 November 2006, 08:21 AM

C.J. · 25 November 2006, 09:08 AM

Monkey bath was friggen hysterical

25 November 2006, 01:49 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Slang Dictionary Part 1. AEROPLANE BLOND One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra - i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fek all in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. PICASSO ARSE A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT A homosexual. TITANIC A lady who goes down first time out. TODGER DODGER A lesbian. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 November 2006, 04:06 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 November 2006, 08:21 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

25 November 2006, 09:08 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Monkey bath was friggen hysterical __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

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