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Old 26 November 2006, 01:52 AM   #1
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my Gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?"

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Old 26 November 2006, 01:55 AM   #2
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Old 26 November 2006, 03:54 AM   #3
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I would have probably reacted the same way!!
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Old 26 November 2006, 05:12 AM   #4
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I would have probably reacted the same way!!
Who are you kidding. You'd be counting your sheep.
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Old 26 November 2006, 05:13 AM   #5
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Who are you kidding. You'd be counting your sheep.
He carries his sheep in his BMW???
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Old 26 November 2006, 06:22 AM   #6
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What would you drive on a date?
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Old 26 November 2006, 06:41 AM   #7
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I get your point, Robert!
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Old 26 November 2006, 08:41 AM   #8
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No kidding
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Old 26 November 2006, 11:19 AM   #9
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LOL! Give the man a cigar....and a kick up his ass and push UP the tosser ladder!!!!
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Old 26 November 2006, 10:52 PM   #10
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Nice bit of brown nosing at the end Allan.
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