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5 December 2006, 01:43 AM
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Polish Divorce
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?" Polish Man: "Ja, Ja, acre and half and nice little home." Lawyer: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" Polish Man: "It made of concrete." Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" Polish Man: "No, we have carport, and not need one." Lawyer: "I mean, what are your relations like?" Polish Man: "All my relations still in Poland." Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" Polish Man: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player." Lawyer: "Does your wife beat you up?" Polish Man: "No, I always up before her." Lawyer: "Is your wife a nagger?" Polish Man: "No, she's white." Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?" Polish Man: "She going to kill me." Lawyer: "What makes you think that?" Polish Man: "I got proof!" Lawyer: "What kind of proof?" Polish Man: "She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read and it say, Polish Remover."
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5 December 2006, 01:49 AM
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Good monday morning groaner
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5 December 2006, 01:56 AM
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5 December 2006, 02:09 AM
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Yeah it is.
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5 December 2006, 04:43 AM
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Come on, guys....it was a good joke!
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5 December 2006, 10:38 AM
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Polish Man: "No, she's white." In the version I heard of this joke, this was part of the punch line.
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