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Old 3 January 2010, 04:21 AM   #1
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New Year - Jocke's new job
We all know and love those threads when Jocke gets his hands on a folex and "repairs" it. Well his work has been recognised by the Swedish customs authorities and they offered him a new job in the recycling depot, where he can take out those fakes on an industrial scale.



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Old 3 January 2010, 04:28 AM   #2
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Man, I'd love to do that! Crush, crush, crush!

FAKES SUCK!
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Old 3 January 2010, 04:30 AM   #3
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Speaking of Jocke, haven't seen him around in a while. Must be on a holiday, I guess.

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Old 3 January 2010, 04:31 AM   #4
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Speaking of Jocke, haven't seen him around in a while. Must be on a holiday, I guess.

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Which is where you should be instead of bumping up your post count!
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Which is where you should be instead of bumping up your post count!
I am on holiday.......and this is my idea of fun!!
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I am on holiday.......and this is my idea of fun!!
Your idea of fun is to maime, torture, beat, torment, and harass everyone on TRF and that is why I like it here! Give us some more please!



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Thank you sir, may I have another?

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Old 3 January 2010, 04:59 AM   #9
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Speaking of Jocke, haven't seen him around in a while. Must be on a holiday, I guess.

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Yeah right, he's offline creating more photoshops for you...
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JJ, I found a candid shot of you on holiday....





Wait for it....


Wait....



Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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JJ, I found a candid shot of you on holiday....





Wait for it....


Wait....



Ahhhhhhhhhh!


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[QUOTE=Nicko;1542486]JJ, I found a candid shot of you on holiday....





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Wait....



Ahhhhhhhhhh!




Not sure if the Mods will want that picture around for too long, Nicko!!
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I took care of it on my end! Need to watch those cameras!
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Lets keep JJ's photographs private Nicko and yeas the mods are comming I can feel them now......
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Lets keep JJ's photographs private Nicko and yeas the mods are comming I can feel them now......
Sure, easy for you to say you can relax, you have been named by JJ already. I on the other hand still need to prove myself!
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See how quickly a nice little thread about Jocke is hi-jacked. Naughty JJ!
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See how quickly a nice little thread about Jocke is hi-jacked. Naughty JJ!
No hijack on my part, buddy......just saved all your asses from infraction points from the Mods with that lousy picture!!
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No hijack on my part, buddy......just saved all your asses from infraction points from the Mods with that lousy picture!!
Thanks JJ.
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JJ infraction points what is that??????

And I think Kyle was scarred for life with that shot!
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JJ infraction points what is that??????
A Mod could issue a member with 6 infraction points for posting a nasty picture or abusing another member or whatever.

If you get 12 points, it's an automatic ban.

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No hijack on my part, buddy......just saved all your asses from infraction points from the Mods with that lousy picture!!
Thank you, but truthfully, watch out for big brother and those pesky cameras....

Hey, can we call it "Hi-Tossing" from now on instead of HI-Jacking? It just sounds more appropriate.
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Do you get notified or do they just slam you?
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Do you get notified or do they just slam you?
Depends on the extensiveness of the "crime". They might issue you a warning PM to behave.......but if you still insist like some TROLLS do, then it's curtains!!
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