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padi56 · 22 September 2005, 07:11 PM

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating too".

She clinked glasses with him and said, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant. How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

JJ Irani · 22 September 2005, 07:18 PM

Seadweller · 23 September 2005, 03:41 AM

LOL LOL

AJC · 23 September 2005, 09:03 AM

BobB · 23 September 2005, 10:30 AM

padi56 · 23 September 2005, 05:18 PM

Thanks

Earl · 24 September 2005, 02:01 AM

yes sir, that normally will do the trick!!!

22 September 2005, 07:11 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	What a coincidence. A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating too". She clinked glasses with him and said, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant. How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks." he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

22 September 2005, 07:18 PM	#2
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23 September 2005, 03:41 AM	#3
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23 September 2005, 05:18 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Thanks __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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23 September 2005, 09:03 AM	#4
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Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	yes sir, that normally will do the trick!!!

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