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padi56 · 24 September 2005, 09:28 PM

Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman.

"Where are you going, Little Johnny?" asked the cop.

"I'm running away from home," sobbed Little Johnny.

The cop asked him," Why would you want to do something like that?"

"My mommy and daddy don't love me anymore", he bawled.

"What would make you think that?" queries the cop.

"Well," says Little Johnny, "I asked my Mom for a brand new pair of roller skates, and she said that they couldn't afford it, the mortgage was too high."

"That doesn't mean she doesn't love you...", the cop says.

"No, no, no", says Little Johnny," you don't understand. Then I asked my dad for a new bicycle and he said that they couldn't afford it because their mortgage was too high."

"Still," replies the cop, "they might be having financial difficulties right now, but I am sure that they love you."

"NO!" wails Little Johnny, "you really don't understand. I haven't told you the worst part yet. I was outside mommy and daddy's door last night, and I heard daddy scream, I'm pulling out!, and then mommy yelled, I'm coming, too! and I'm telling you, right here and right now, they're NOT leaving ME with that f#cki#g huge mortgage!!!!!"

Earl · 25 September 2005, 12:15 AM

lmao

JJ Irani · 25 September 2005, 04:37 AM

Mummy and daddy need soundproof walls!!

Rockrolex · 25 September 2005, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Mummy and daddy need soundproof walls!!

Then there wouldn't be a joke!!

JJ Irani · 25 September 2005, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Then there wouldn't be a joke!!

AJC · 25 September 2005, 06:44 AM

padi56 · 25 September 2005, 09:00 PM

lol

24 September 2005, 09:28 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Mortgage too high. Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman. "Where are you going, Little Johnny?" asked the cop. "I'm running away from home," sobbed Little Johnny. The cop asked him," Why would you want to do something like that?" "My mommy and daddy don't love me anymore", he bawled. "What would make you think that?" queries the cop. "Well," says Little Johnny, "I asked my Mom for a brand new pair of roller skates, and she said that they couldn't afford it, the mortgage was too high." "That doesn't mean she doesn't love you...", the cop says. "No, no, no", says Little Johnny," you don't understand. Then I asked my dad for a new bicycle and he said that they couldn't afford it because their mortgage was too high." "Still," replies the cop, "they might be having financial difficulties right now, but I am sure that they love you." "NO!" wails Little Johnny, "you really don't understand. I haven't told you the worst part yet. I was outside mommy and daddy's door last night, and I heard daddy scream, I'm pulling out!, and then mommy yelled, I'm coming, too! and I'm telling you, right here and right now, they're NOT leaving ME with that f#cki#g huge mortgage!!!!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 September 2005, 04:37 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Mummy and daddy need soundproof walls!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 September 2005, 09:00 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	lol __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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25 September 2005, 12:15 AM	#2
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	lmao

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