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figbo · 6 March 2010, 12:55 AM

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it
possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number
of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room
302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with
the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have
good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said, "Thank you.
That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good
news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

True story!

limbo · 6 March 2010, 04:31 AM

B Square · 6 March 2010, 04:42 AM

JJ Irani · 6 March 2010, 04:42 AM

datejust1 · 6 March 2010, 04:43 AM

hahhahahahahahaha

brkanand · 6 March 2010, 06:16 AM

Good one! Grandamas are so intelligent. They always figure it out!

ParisDakarBmw · 6 March 2010, 06:20 AM

Lol!

idk01 · 6 March 2010, 08:59 AM

Lion · 8 March 2010, 05:19 AM

Very funny!!!

2th Dr · 12 March 2010, 08:02 AM

Hilarious!!!!

Chipmunk · 12 March 2010, 08:52 AM

Good one.

rfknauss · 12 March 2010, 10:53 AM

Rafael, I love it!

Mockingbird · 12 March 2010, 12:42 PM

Smart woman.

6 March 2010, 12:55 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	How is Norma? A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit." True story! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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datejust1 Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: G Location: N/A Watch: N/A Posts: 6,042	hahhahahahahahaha

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brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Good one! Grandamas are so intelligent. They always figure it out!

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2th Dr Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Mark-O! Location: Arlington, TX Watch: Rolex Posts: 12,714	Hilarious!!!!

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Mockingbird "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: -- Posts: 2,097	Smart woman.

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