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11 September 2010, 03:30 AM
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Joke for Men
What men would do if they had a female "sex organ" for a day?
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. 
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11 September 2010, 04:08 AM
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11 September 2010, 04:14 AM
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you are a sick chipmunk...........
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11 September 2010, 04:18 AM
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11 September 2010, 04:36 AM
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I'd keep things in mine....like a super secret pocket!!
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11 September 2010, 04:38 AM
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And you forgot to tee off from the reds!!!
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11 September 2010, 07:51 AM
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