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figbo · 10 September 2010, 12:09 AM

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points of his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes.
He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.
He walked Out with $96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which He did.. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your testicles?'

The old Chief calmly replied,in Vietnam...

Art 1 · 10 September 2010, 06:51 AM

Ouch.

Nicko · 10 September 2010, 06:53 AM

Sad but true...One old Chief to another...

B Square · 10 September 2010, 06:56 AM

blackmsport · 10 September 2010, 08:21 AM

hee haa

pz93c · 13 September 2010, 08:01 AM

Good for you, Chief.

JJ Irani · 13 September 2010, 04:10 PM

10 September 2010, 12:09 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	New US Navy retirement bonus! The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points of his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000. The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which He did.. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where Are your testicles?' The old Chief calmly replied,in Vietnam... __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

10 September 2010, 06:56 AM	#4
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10 September 2010, 06:51 AM	#2
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244	Ouch.

10 September 2010, 06:53 AM	#3
Nicko Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Not here anymore Posts: 4,787	Sad but true...One old Chief to another...

10 September 2010, 08:21 AM	#5
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	hee haa

13 September 2010, 08:01 AM	#6
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Good for you, Chief.

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