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figbo · 16 October 2009, 04:51 AM

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"

JJ Irani · 16 October 2009, 05:03 AM

limbo · 16 October 2009, 05:57 AM

gmtobsessed · 16 October 2009, 10:03 AM

Bwahahaha...!!

sleddog · 16 October 2009, 10:35 AM

A good one!

idk01 · 16 October 2009, 11:25 AM

Now thats a classic and a half!!

STEELINOX · 16 October 2009, 11:26 AM

icnbne · 17 October 2009, 12:29 AM

Lion · 17 October 2009, 11:12 AM

Very good!!!

dalip · 31 October 2009, 11:58 PM

:r ofl:

TSW · 21 July 2011, 10:06 PM

Route 66 · 22 July 2011, 12:06 AM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 12:34 AM

16 October 2009, 04:51 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Superman!! Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!" __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

16 October 2009, 05:03 AM	#2
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16 October 2009, 10:35 AM	#5
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,931	A good one! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

16 October 2009, 11:25 AM	#6
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