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Old 7 August 2009, 12:53 AM   #1
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Dumb Wife

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "Tha t's n othin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"

1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker!
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Old 7 August 2009, 01:07 AM   #2
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Old 7 August 2009, 02:19 AM   #3
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Old 7 August 2009, 03:55 AM   #4
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Old 7 August 2009, 06:43 AM   #5
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Old 7 August 2009, 08:11 AM   #6
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Old 7 August 2009, 10:13 AM   #7
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Old 7 August 2009, 01:28 PM   #9
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Old 7 August 2009, 02:00 PM   #10
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Old 7 August 2009, 09:37 PM   #11
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Old 9 August 2009, 06:04 AM   #12
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Old 9 August 2009, 11:07 AM   #13
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funny and dumb at the same time....you gotta love hill billies!!!
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Old 9 August 2009, 01:01 PM   #14
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Old 23 July 2011, 11:17 PM   #17
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