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28 March 2009, 04:32 PM
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Mexican Maid
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this
and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.' SHE GOT THE RAISE
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29 March 2009, 04:21 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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29 March 2009, 06:37 AM
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Very funny!!!
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29 March 2009, 06:58 AM
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29 March 2009, 06:59 AM
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29 March 2009, 07:46 AM
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29 March 2009, 10:30 AM
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29 March 2009, 12:53 PM
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 Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.
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29 March 2009, 01:42 PM
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29 March 2009, 01:43 PM
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29 March 2009, 01:45 PM
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31 March 2009, 09:36 AM
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Now that was funny!
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31 March 2009, 09:50 AM
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Nice twist...
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31 March 2009, 02:14 PM
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1 April 2009, 12:09 AM
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1 April 2009, 12:56 AM
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1 April 2009, 07:28 AM
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1 April 2009, 11:17 PM
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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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26 July 2011, 05:57 AM
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26 July 2011, 05:58 AM
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Good one!
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26 July 2011, 08:59 PM
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