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Old 22 March 2009, 05:10 AM   #1
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65 years old giving birth

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a

65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from

the hospital and went home, I went to visit.



'May I see the new baby?' I asked



'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can

visit for a while first.'



Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new

baby now?'



'No, not yet,' She said.



After another few minutes had elapsed,



I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'



'No, not yet,' replied my friend.



Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see

The baby

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait

until he CRIES?'



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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Old 22 March 2009, 06:40 AM   #2
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Old 22 March 2009, 07:02 AM   #3
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