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JimSnyder · 28 January 2009, 02:24 AM

Yes, the new one is out!
Brand new edition of...
"You know
you're a redneck when......

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You kee p a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need
a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean ?

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.< /font>

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 MPH.

redshirt1957 · 28 January 2009, 02:31 AM

Done 2 and 28.

In spring time when the carpenter bees are out and about, the kids get their badminton rackets out and whack the bejeezes out of them for fun. We call it redneck tennis.

JimSnyder · 28 January 2009, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Done 2 and 28.

In spring time when the carpenter bees are out and about, the kids get their badminton rackets out and whack the bejeezes out of them for fun. We call it redneck tennis.

#12 is good!

B Square · 28 January 2009, 02:47 AM

Coming from a Buckeye, who we all know is nothing but a useless nut, I must say I resemble some these remarks. I rest my face.

Rolexitis · 28 January 2009, 06:06 AM

limbo · 28 January 2009, 06:17 AM

Bisquitlips · 28 January 2009, 10:00 AM

Latrodectus · 30 January 2009, 12:15 PM

JJ Irani · 30 January 2009, 12:18 PM

figbo · 30 January 2009, 03:28 PM

:thumb sup:

Launch Mini · 30 January 2009, 03:49 PM

Had #6 happen

onkyo · 30 January 2009, 04:09 PM

#1 & #2 here.

marshallr47 · 6 February 2009, 12:09 AM

Awesome!

TSW · 27 July 2011, 04:50 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:15 AM

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JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	More Redneck facts Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You kee p a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean ? 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.< /font> 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 MPH. __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

28 January 2009, 02:31 AM	#2
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