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Old 17 April 2009, 02:10 PM   #1
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A blonde is watching the news with her husband
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
"Two Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!!
So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there
is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a
Brazilian?"
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Old 17 April 2009, 03:39 PM   #2
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Old 17 April 2009, 04:38 PM   #3
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Old 17 April 2009, 06:40 PM   #4
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This one really cracked me up!
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Old 17 April 2009, 08:50 PM   #5
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Old 18 April 2009, 12:48 AM   #6
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Old 18 April 2009, 02:57 AM   #7
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Old 18 April 2009, 08:29 AM   #8
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Old 18 April 2009, 12:27 PM   #10
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Old 27 September 2011, 05:47 AM   #14
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Old 27 September 2011, 09:02 AM   #16
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Old 28 September 2011, 02:57 PM   #21
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He did make us laugh Peter!
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Old 29 September 2011, 12:06 AM   #24
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Old 29 September 2011, 12:56 AM   #26
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that's too funny!
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Old 29 September 2011, 02:23 AM   #27
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errr.. how many is a Brazillian really? no one seemed to have answered that??
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