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Old 16 September 2011, 05:27 AM   #1
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Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell.
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Old 16 September 2011, 05:29 AM   #2
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Old 16 September 2011, 05:43 AM   #3
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Old 16 September 2011, 05:46 AM   #4
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Old 17 September 2011, 12:46 AM   #5
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Old 17 September 2011, 06:12 AM   #6
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Old 17 September 2011, 06:35 AM   #7
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If they're all like my MFMIL,hell will be like paradise!
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Old 17 September 2011, 06:37 AM   #8
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Old 17 September 2011, 08:01 AM   #10
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Old 17 September 2011, 08:18 AM   #11
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I'm off to hell where the interesting people are.
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Old 18 September 2011, 04:37 AM   #12
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Old 6 October 2011, 05:11 PM   #13
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Old 7 October 2011, 01:30 AM   #14
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Old 7 October 2011, 01:30 AM   #15
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