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baldyspoon · 21 September 2011, 01:41 AM

A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
she began her day finding the most perfect
shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress
on sale in the second. In the third, everything
had just been reduced by 50 percent
when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that
her husband had just been in a terrible
car accident and was in a critical condition
and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor
to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving
what was shaping up to be her best day ever
in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple
of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning
finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a
beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the
last shop she was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband, feeling guilty
she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about
her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at
her and shouted, You went ahead and finished your
shopping trip didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself.
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing
in the Intensive Care Unit. It's just as well you went
and finished, because it will more than likely be the last
shopping trip you ever take. For the rest of his life he
will require round-the-clock care, and he will now
be your career.

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down
and sobbed her heart out.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said I'm just
pulling your leg, he's dead now show me what you bought.

MonBK · 21 September 2011, 01:43 AM

:)

Art 1 · 21 September 2011, 09:31 AM

blackmsport · 21 September 2011, 09:51 AM

ho ho

brkanand · 21 September 2011, 09:58 AM

jatco · 21 September 2011, 11:26 AM

..Women 'have' their priorities...

sorry fella..!!

toph · 21 September 2011, 12:59 PM

swatty · 21 September 2011, 08:32 PM

asadtiger · 21 September 2011, 09:27 PM

mitchy · 21 September 2011, 11:14 PM

Chipmunk · 22 September 2011, 07:00 AM

Timber Loftis · 23 September 2011, 12:10 AM

That started out as a golf joke with the punchline being "she's dead, now what'd you shoot?"

Route 66 · 23 September 2011, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timber Loftis

That started out as a golf joke with the punchline being "she's dead, now what'd you shoot?"

I like yours better.

CoolRich59 · 24 September 2011, 01:06 PM

Good 'un!

TSW · 24 September 2011, 04:13 PM

;))

SWIMPRUF · 26 September 2011, 12:03 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 18 October 2011, 04:00 AM

Women doctors, they always know how to make you laugh eh?

21 September 2011, 01:41 AM	#1
baldyspoon "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: uk Watch: Rolex 114060 Posts: 725	Wicked Joke, A Good One for the Ladies A woman was in town on a shopping trip. she began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop she was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband, feeling guilty she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself. While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit. It's just as well you went and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take. For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care, and he will now be your career. The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed her heart out. The lady doctor then chuckled and said I'm just pulling your leg, he's dead now show me what you bought.

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